44 Thoughts Every Runner Has Before An Evening Run

  1. I’m going to get in, get changed and get out the door.
  2. It’s a bit cold, but I’ll soon warm up.
  3. Running’s great.
  4. I can’t believe none of these people are running.
  5. He’s running, but he looks knackered.
  6. I’m definitely quicker than him.
  7. SHIT ME IT’S COLD.
  8. In the door, shoes off.
  9. Coffee before I go?
  10. It has been a long day. I’ll have a coffee before I go.
  11. Upstairs, work clothes off, running kit on.
  12. Do I need gloves?
  13. PAH! Runner’s don’t need no gloves.
  14. I’ll just wait for the coffee to cool down.
  15. I haven’t eaten for a while.
  16. I should eat.
  17. I shouldn’t have eaten that much, but now there’s no excuses.
  18. Energised and ready to go!
  19. Where am I going again?
  20. I’ll map it out.
  21. I could plan a new route.
  22. This is great.
  23. The opportunities are literally endless.
  24. Sainsburys is 850m away. Who knew?!
  25. No, stick to what I know.
  26. Let’s do this!
  27. Trainers on.
  28. Too tight?
  29. It’s important to get the laces just right.
  30. And stretch.
  31. Swing my legs a little bit.
  32. Do these do anything?
  33. Lunge to the fridge.
  34. Feel the burn.
  35. Is it supposed to burn?
  36. That feels like far too much of a burn.
  37. Shake it off.
  38. Loosey-goosey, baby!
  39. Here we go.
  40. This is it.
  41. I’m a warrior.
  42. A running legend.
  43. Nothing’s holding me back.
  44. When did it get so dark?